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Assassin
When an assassin meets the man shes supposed to kill, she lets her desire get the better of her.
Just a warning. This article might offend all of your sensibilities. If you are a chick, it might make you hate men forever. However, this article is mainly for guys, but I don't see why chicks should ignore it. Anyways, I think that when guys are looking for female pussy to bang that they should have a very clear ranking system in mind. No matter how many beers you've had, you shouldn't be relegated to waking up in the morning with chicks that have the face of a hound and the body of a post mortem manatee. And it's important to know that super hot chicks are easy to find if you can keep your priorities straight. That is why rating systems are incredibly important. Here's the jack Gary rating system, zeros, and threes. These are the fattest of the fat girls, these chicks on the off chance that they were cut out of their living rooms with the jaws of life, and a crane might be sweet and fun to laugh with. But really, come on, are you really going to hit that? No matter how much makeup they wear, they will still look like they fell down the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down. If you have ever run into the lowest of the low a zero, you will know it you will forget about your sex drive entirely and fight furiously to find your iPhone so that you can send a picture of the beast to Ripley's Believe it or not. These girls are all lumped into the lower category together because it is kind of like the lowest rungs of Dante's Inferno. The punishments are all bad no matter how you look at them. However, when you start getting to around the three, then you will see some very minor improvement. If you are brave enough, you might even let a three get you off with giant tits. Fours and fives. Fours and fives are lumped into the same category because one is just a little more average than the other. Suppose that makes any sense at all. You can usually find these jigs smoking cigarettes in the back of the club. They are rail-thin, and their boobs have a terrible areola to breast ratio. Also, they have moderate personalities, and they are not so great in bed. Fours and fives are only acceptable for a bathroom handjob or a blowjob. You don't want any of your friends to know that you have hooked up with them, but you might let them blow you. In fact, a four is usually just okay at giving head, and fives are a little bit better. Oh, also, a lot of these chicks have random psychological problems from being so average, like kleptomania eating disorders and bipolar disorders. I don't know what it is. But never start dating a four or five, six or seven. These girls are all right, a little better than average, and you'd be happy to be seen talking to them at the club. Hell, even be glad to take one home right in front of your friends. However, they are the kind of girls that you hope to leave in the morning because there's still something off why Jah's eyes to set apart or close together bad teeth or skin, you name it. In the morning, you will see all of this in its full glory. Sixes and sevens are a little bit like a risky investment and should only be banned if the club or party has been picked over. Six and sevens also have great bodies. I don't know what it is. But even if their faces a little off, their bodies are smoking hot. If only their face were as hot as their body, they would be a few pegs higher in the ranking. Six and sevens, in my experience, are also not so great at giving head. If you want to have a really great time with a six or seven, It is recommended that you fuck them from behind so you can focus on their ass and their back and not their slightly jacked-up phases, eights, and nines. Now we're getting closer to the good stuff. While these chicks aren't super hot, they are moderate to relatively attractive, you can shine a light on their face, and you wouldn't want to recoil if you just slept with them. You'd also be happy to go out in public with an eight or nine. Moreover, eights and nines make great booty calls. Eights and nines also make totally sufficient conquest. When you're out of the club looking for hot chicks, you should never be ashamed that you're taking an eight or nine home. If you have the jack, Garry moves, you will be typically taking home eights and nines. Nines are actually insanely hot. They both have great bodies and great temperaments. They won't usually freak out on you, and you tell them that they have to leave in the morning, and they will understand if you want to keep your options open. If you snag an eight or a nine, it might even be worth it to prioritize their context somehow tense. This is the end all be all the golden buzzer your entire sexual prowess will be needed to learn to attend. You'll know to attend when you see one because your heartbreak will be going off the charts. In addition, these chicks are Hall of Fame model hot. It takes a special kind of finesse to snag one of these chicks and bring her home. You'll be lucky to find one that isn't married or has a ring on her finger. Lastly, rarely will you find a tent that is less than six feet. So you have to be prepared and feel comfortable under these Amazonian heights yet get ready to be rocked in bed. When you do get a 10 in bed, you are into some of the best sex of your life. Just imagine her up there on top of you with her tits bouncing up and down. It is a glorious sight and deed. If you are reading this out there in internet land, let me know if you've ever snagged a tent and what it was like
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