Stories tagged with "pussy licking"
Girls Will Be Girls
Her new roommate gives her a warm welcome to the sorority.
Has this ever happened to you? I was going down on a chick, really getting into it using my tongue like a champion my fingers like a pro. She was moaning and moaning and about to climax, but just before she does, she queefs right into my mouth. I've been in the same situation before where girls squirted right into my eyes and all over my face—talking about muffed diving. I enjoyed every minute of both times, even the queefing and squirting part. I can admit that I am very good at eating pussy. Very good. I can provide testimonials if you don't believe me. In the past, I've described how to teach a girl to give a great head mainly for selfish reasons. Because what guy doesn't like to get a great head. I also gave the advice that if you want to get more head, you'll have to learn how to eat pussy like a pro. You'll have to learn how to eat pussy. Like jack Gary. Eating pussy or kind of Lingus as it's called in most professional fields is intimidating for most guys, mostly because they don't know what the hell they're doing. A lot of guys spend their whole lives getting terrible advice from other guys on how to go down on women. The tips and advice run the gamut from writing the alphabet with your tongue on a woman's clitter as to the age-old a Dodge one in the pink to in the stink, and let your tongue do all the magic. I would like to tell all you guys reading this that well. This is terrible advice. And most of the advice you have been told thus far is completely useless. I'm sorry, but you might have to go back to the drawing board. And while you are there, I would recommend pulling out an anatomy book. Take a look at how the female anatomy works. And then think about all the advice you've been given and how much it's worthless. Having a better understanding of the female anatomy is important, knowing where exactly the uterus is. And its relation to the actual vagina opening and even where the G spot is is all incredibly crucial and giving a woman a great head. But while all this research is informative, it's also important to get first-hand advice from a woman. You'll never know what feels good until you've tried it out for real. Contrary to popular belief, guys don't have the same anatomy as women. So how would they know exactly what feels good and what doesn't? Furthermore, Lady parts are much more complicated than a dog and a pair of balls. Once I was with a woman who gave me the best advice anybody could give me. It's advice that I use today and has worked every single time there hasn't been one woman who posts oral sex hasn't said to me Wow, where the hell did you learn that? And in my more formative years, I fell prey to some ubiquitously terrible advice. That was until I met a young sex goddess who happened to sit next to me on a plane while I was taking the red-eye somewhere. I can't remember. She had a dark, Gothic ambiance about her. She wore leather, and when she sat next to me on the plane, I could tell that full-fledged sex frequently within inches for me for the duration of the flight. I noticed that she was wearing these sexy black tights and had a garter belt that snuck up under a short black skirt. Her legs were incredibly sexy as well. I couldn't help but stare at them through my sunglasses, hoping that she would notice. Perhaps it was my general vibe. But she started talking to me. Everyone knows that it's incredibly rare for a hot chick to actually sit next to you on a plane. But when it does happen, you want to take full advantage of the opportunity. She told me she was a dominatrix from New York City going to visit a client. I told her I was a writer and I had a lot of ambitions. And when the flight was over, we stood up together, and I realized she was a good foot taller than me, which was even more of a turn-on. I asked her if she wanted to go get a cup of coffee when we got off the plane, but she suggested that I go back to her hotel room. When we got back to her hotel room, it was plainly obvious that we were skipping coffee. She said that she wanted to practice with a few of her new toys before her client came by later that night. Something about breaking into the leather: but I told her I wasn't completely interested in the dominatrix thing. She was incredibly pissed that I turned her down. But the way a sexy dominatrix gets pissed. So I mulled it over and finally told her Sure, why not, let's do it. So she went into the back room and brought a few things with her. When she came out, she was wearing very tight leather boots da, some kind of police hat, a whip and no panties, full muff action. She asked me to get to work with a crack of her whip, and I was in her crotch going at it. This was not one hour after getting off the plane and not 15 minutes after we entered her hotel room. I was about to enter either a world of pain or a world of pleasure. And it was up to fate to decide that but what I got was something else entirely. A valuable lesson on how to eat pussy like a pro. She was moaning, no doubt, and cracking her whip, but she finally stopped me and said, What the fuck are you doing? I told her what I was doing. But what I was thinking was, isn't it obvious what I'm doing? And came that sinking feeling of insecurity, and then dominatrixes energy turned from sexy to disapproving. All she said to me was like the player in the dugout. What she meant by this was to focus your tongue exclusively on the clip. It was a regulatory moment indeed because I realized I was doing it all wrong before I realized I was eating pussy like a dog that hasn't had water in days. I was licking and slopping this way, and that with the dominatrix has helped. I started to narrow my tongue in on the clip. Why would I look anywhere else? What's Writing the alphabet with your tongue when you can make little cylindrical motions. The dominatrix also told me that while I'm focusing on the clue with my tongue, I should also know what to do with my hands. I shouldn't just let them dangle there. While I have my face buried in Earthwatch, she told me to start with one finger and then another and slowly massage her G spot, which is just under the entrance of the vagina. This is when the dominatrix laid back and let me do the work. I felt like I was getting the hang of it. She crapped her whip a few times, but she soon succumbs to the pleasure and holds on to the bed. After a very loud orgasm. It was over under her tutelage and a few more lessons. I soon became a pro because that's the best thing about being a muff diving Pro. You don't need a lot of practice. You just need to know what to do with your tongue and your fingers. The practical applications of eating pussy like a pro are endless. Give a girl an amazing head on the first date, and she won't stop coming back for more. Give a girl an amazing head just before sex, and the sex will be that much better because she'll be dripping wet. Give your girlfriends head and immediately end the fight. The opportunities are endless. I'm convinced that muck diving is the secret to peace on earth, but that could just be me. I'm Jack Gary. Have yourself a good night.
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